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Ordering Weird Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
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Weird Voicemail
| None - Greetings Earthlings, I am an extra terrestrial from the planet Hmhuumugh..... |
  | 1001 |
| None - As the drugs take hold, you'll feel like you're losing your grip on reality..... |
| 1002 |
| None - Hi! Is Kevin there? ....oh...you called me....oh...ok....well....erm...Leave a message..... |
| 1003 |
| None - Hi, we're sorry that we can't answer the phone right now, please leave a message and then wait by your phone until someone calls you back ..... |
| 1004 |
| None - German Accent "Ja, hello. please leave your name and number after ze tone..…" |
| 1005 |
| None - Hello, you've reached an answerperson, I don't get paid to respond but anything you say after the tone will be memorised to the best of my.........thingamy..... |
| 1006 |
| None - We interrupt this phone call to advise you of an important development. Please stand by. THIS WAS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY VOICEMAIL TELEPHONE SYSTEM. HAD IT BEEN A REAL EMERGENCY, YOUR CALL WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN INTERRUPTED........ |
| 1007 |
| None - FOXTROT, LIMA, ALPHA, SIERRA, HOTEL. Key destruct sequence now. This terminal also accepts voice messages..... |
| 1008 |
| None - You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you feel very sleepy now..... |
| 1009 |
| None - WARNING, WARNING, WARNING, This voicemail system has a very short attention span and it will hang up on your if you leave a message that is boring.... |
| 1010 |
| None - Hello, we're not home right now but I can take a message, hang on, I'll just get a pencil. (Crashing sound) oh sh*t....ok, shoot |
| 1011 |
| None - Greetings, I am a fully integrated, state of the art, digitally enhanced voicemail unit........ |
| 1012 |
| None - FOUR ALPHA, TEST...OF...SOFTWARE. Revision 2.1. Counting down to test 3...2...1..... |
| 1013 |
| None - Hello and welcome to the multiple choice voicemail greeting system. We cannot take your call at the moment because A) We are surfing the internet B) We're on another call or C)..... |
| 1014 |
| None - Hi, you've reached Susans message parlour..... |
| 1015 |
| None - Duh, helloooo. If you're calling with bad news please leave your message now, if you're calling with good news then please wait for the tone |
| 1016 |
| None - Err, Hello, I'm not here right now because tonight I start serving a 30 year term in the State Department of corrections for politically incorrect statements........ |
| 1017 |
| None - Hello, I'm sorry, you'vr reached an imaginary number, please rotate your equipment by 90 degrees and try your call again..... |
| 1018 |
| None - Ah hello, we are home right now but we can't answer the phone..... |
| 1019 |
| None - Hello, you've reached the Post Office. After the tone, please write a letter and allow 4 to 6 weeks for us to get back to you..... |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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