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Ordering On The Net Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
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On The Net Voicemail
| None - Hey, wow, yeah! We probably are home but somebody is surfing the web ..... |
  | 5001 |
| None - Tennis match in background "Hi, thanks for calling but we're on the net which is a real bad place to be at a tennis match..…" |
| 5002 |
| None - Ah yes hi, we're still not back from our journey into cyberspace..... |
| 5003 |
| None - Hi, this may seem a little hard to believe but we're stuck on the web. We've been here a wee while now but we seem to be able to get off ..... |
| 5004 |
| None - Hello, I would have been engaged when you phoned if it wasn't for this internet answering machine thing....... |
| 5005 |
| None - Hi and thanks for calling but we're online right now. Please email a recent photograph of yourself and we'll assess the returnability for a return phone call ...... |
| 5006 |
| None - Ah yes, hi. We're still not back from our journey into cyberspace, so errr, leave a message, we'll treat that as your verbal footprint and trace you back to your place..... |
| 5007 |
| None - Hi, we are home but we're online please leave a message with your phone number and email address, if we don't call, we'll email you..... |
| 5008 |
| None - Hello and thanks for calling but we're online, please feel free to leave a message..... |
| 5009 |
| None - Hi, we're here but we're on the net that's why this internet answering machine thingy answered ...... |
| 5011 |
| None - Hello, please don't waste your time leaving a message, email me instead..... |
| 5012 |
| None - Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice hypertext markup language..... |
| 5013 |
| None - Whipping sound "Hello, this connection has been hijacked by www.whipme.com..…" |
| 5014 |
| None - Hello and welcome to the multiple choice voicemail greeting system. No-one can take your call right now because A, We're surfing the internet or B, we're on another call or C, we're doing lunch, D Abducted by aliens....... |
| 5010 |
| None - Hi and thanks for calling but we're online right now. Please email us a recent photograph of yourself....... |
| 5015 |
| None - Explosion "Hi and thank you for calling but we're on our online bomb making seminar ...…" |
| 5016 |
| None - Hi, thanks for calling. We can see your imcoming call but we are ignoring it.... |
| 5017 |
| None - Hello, you know they say that it's better to give someone a net and teach them how to fish than it is to just give them a fish..... |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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