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Ordering Comedy Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
NEW - Click Here to order in Australia & Ireland.
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Comedy Voicemail
| None - Chainsaw sound - Thank you for calling but the doctor is in surgery... |
  | 2003 |
| None - Hello, *tapping the mic* Testing (whispers, How do I leave a message on this thing?) ...... |
| 9001 |
| None - Thank you for dialling Dial an Asshole. All our assholes are busy right now...... |
| 9002 |
| None - Hello, there's nobody here right now.... |
| 9003 |
| None - Hello, did you know that your advertisement could appear in this space for just $4.99 per day? ...... |
| 9004 |
| None - Wooshing sound "Hello, we are home. We're still trying to catch something with this net..…" |
| 5019 |
| None - German accent "Ja, hello, these people having so much fun drinking de beer...…" |
| 7009 |
| None - Chicken clucking "You've reached the headquarters of the chicken labour union coalition ...…" |
| 7005 |
| None - Shouting in background "Hello, this is the Jones residence and we're in the middle of a family fight right now...…" |
| 9005 |
| None - Hello, I can't talk right now 'cos I've got ....errrr amnesia and I feel a bit stupid talking to people I don't remember...... |
| 9006 |
| None - Hi, you've reached Tim and Sonia. We can't come to the phone right now because we're both doing something we really enjoy...... |
| 9007 |
| None - Hello, I am home right now but I can't find the phone, please leave a long loud message and help me locate it.... |
| 9008 |
| None - Hi, we're not in right now but if you'de like to leave a message please press hash, press 3 then dial your name press 6 the dial your number...... |
| 9009 |
| None - Don't you do that now, don't you dare! I don't wanna hear it...... |
| 9010 |
| None - Well, hi there. Welcome to the easy listening sounds of this voicemail device...... |
| 9011 |
| None - Goodday passengers. Welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to beep..... |
| 9012 |
| None - Hello, God speaking. Please leave your name, number and prayer after the tone.... |
| 9013 |
| None - Loud music is background "Hang on, hang on....Let me turn this down... Hang on......Hang on. Music stops. Please leave me a message.…" |
| 9014 |
| None - Hello and welcome to the top 5 reasons to hang up now if you're a salesman. Number 5, we probably don't want one anyway, number 4, we don't have enough money for your imaginary high priced product. Number 3, we said no the first time ..... |
| 9015 |
| None - Toilet Flushing "Hello, incontinence hotline...…" |
| 9016 |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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