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Ordering Weird Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
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Weird Voicemail
| None - Hi, we can't come to the phone right now because we're down in the basement printing off a batch of $20 bills if you need any money or you just want to admire our handywork please leave your name and number and how much cash you need..... |
  | 1041 |
| None - Horse Racing And they're off...It's nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead, followed by leave your message after the tone...... |
| 1042 |
| None - Hello, you know, being reicarnated as a voicemail machine is de pits..... |
| 1043 |
| None - Hey! Hi, can you help me...please? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone....... |
| 1044 |
| None - GONG Herro, We no home, but if you weave message we call you soon, if you leave sexy message, we call you sooner..... |
| 1045 |
| None - Ah yeah, hi. We're still not back from our journey into cyberspace..... |
| 1046 |
| None - Well hello there brothers and sisters and thank y'all for calling here...... |
| 1047 |
| None - Waltzing Matilda in background Well G'day, how ya goin'? Listen, I'm not here right now, but I'll tell ya what, this voicemail recorder thingy here is so clever..... |
| 1049 |
| None - Scottish accent Hello, are you calling me? Sure, I'm just leaving the house....... |
| 1050 |
| None - Hi, we're still not back from our journey into cyberspace ..... |
| 1054 |
| None - Man drowning in water. Other man---> "What he's trying to say is there's noone here to take your call right now..…" |
| 1055 |
| None - Hello, you know they say that its better to give someone a net and to teach them to fish than it is to just give them a fish, so I'm on the net now, learning how to fish...... |
| 1056 |
| None - Beer festival Ja hello, these people having so much fun drinking de beer..... |
| 1057 |
| None - T-minus 10 9 8.....You have reached strategic air command nuclear missile storage facilty....… |
| 1058 |
| None - Gagged woman -----> Man: Hello, I'm sorry but nobody here can come to the phone right now as they are all tied up..... |
| 1059 |
| None - Errr, hello, we cannot come to the phone right now..... |
| 1060 |
| None - Oh hello, I cannot take your call right now cos I'm out getting my ankles tattooed...... |
| 1061 |
| None - Fun in bed! Hi, my wife and I can't get to the phone right now but if you leave your name and number, we'll get back to yoooooooooooooooooooou! ..... |
| 1062 |
| None - Hello, look, I'm sorry but I'm far too depressed to come to the phone ....... |
| 1063 |
| None - Hello, the number you are calling from has been traced and your details forwarded to an online spam centre called badsexgirls.com ..... |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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