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Ordering Hollywood Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
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Hollywood Voicemail
| None - Alan Partridge: "Ah-hah! And thanks for calling for Alan's big question....." |
| 3037 |
| None - Ali G 1: "Boyakasha! This is Ali innit, aaaii, but me is too busy chillin' with me b*tches...." |
| 3038 |
| None - Ali G 2: "Boyakasha! I can not be ere to take your call cos me is chillin' with Madonna innit....." |
| 3039 |
| None - Basil Fawlty: "Ok, fine, no, no problem whatsoever, I mean I don't know exectly what you expected when you rang my answer machine, birds singing maybe....." |
| 3040 |
| None - Ben Elton: "Of course, it's always a testing time when you're waiting for the answer phone message to finish, you're thinking Oh my god, what the hell am I gonna say....." |
| 3041 |
| None - Billy Connolly: "Hii, its Billy. I'm having a few wee problems - I don't even know how to work this bloody phone, mobiles are very much like women....." |
| 3042 |
| None - Boycey: "Now if that's Marlene, I'm off down the Nag's head having a quiet drink....." |
| 3043 |
| None - Bruce Forsythe: "Oh it's nice to hear from you, to hear from you nice. Now please leave a message after the tone, and if you play your cards right....." |
| 3044 |
| None - Chris Tarrant: "OK, thanks for calling, and remember that you've still got the chance to phone another friend if you get bored of listening to my answer machine message....." |
| 3045 |
| None - Dev: "Geena and I are far too busy to talk to the likes of you. So what I suggest you do is leave whatever stupid thing you've got to say after the tone." |
| 3046 |
| None - Dr. Evil: "Thank you for calling Dr. Evil. I am unavailable to take your call as I am masterminding a plan that will end Austin Powers....." |
| 3047 |
| None - Elvis: "Hey baby, this here's the King. I can't get to the phone at the moment, I'm too busy....." |
| 3048 |
| None - Fat Bastard: "I know why you called me, it's cos I'm so sexy, I mean, look at my sexy body....." |
| 3049 |
| None - Frank Butcher: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh Pat, oh Pat, please leave me a message darling....." |
| 3050 |
| None - Frank Skinner: "Thanks, you've reached Frank Skinner's voicemail. Eh, basically eh I can't actually get to the phone at the moment....." |
| 3051 |
| None - Frank Spencer: "Ooh. Betty told me to record a message for all our friends to listen to, so, here goes....." |
| 3052 |
| None - Julian Clary: "Hello punters, I appear to be strangely drawn into speaking onto this voicemail message....." |
| 3058 |
| None - Jonny Vegas: "Come on monkey, we've got to do our message for the mobile phone, hey monkey, come on....." |
| 3061 |
| None - Trigger Happy: "These mobile phones you know, sometimes, they talk to me they do. They say 'Kill, kill, kill', you know......" |
| 3065 |
| None - Gordon Brittas: "Hi this is Gordon Brittas, and if you could leave me a message for the whole team, after the tone, that would be most excellent." |
| 3053 |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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