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Ordering Comedy Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
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Comedy Voicemail
| None - French Lady "This is the French gourmon with a delicious answering machine recipe....." |
  | 9039 |
| None - Hello, I'm not home right now but I can take a message, so just hang on while I get a pencil...... |
| 9040 |
| None - Horse racing commentator "And they're off, its nobody can take your call jumping into an early lead followed closely by please leave a message after the tone....." |
| 9041 |
| None - Hypnotist "You're growing tired, your eyelids are getting heavy, you feel very sleepy now....." |
| 9042 |
| None - 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1. It's time to talk. |
| 9043 |
| None - If you leave your message at the sound of the kitty, we'll get right back to you. |
| 9044 |
| None - You're through to Dial-a-Hit. You got someone out doing your girl, stealing your business, or just p***ing you off..... |
| 9045 |
| None - Hello darling, Nando here, looking marvellous. Please leave a message after the tone so I can hear you because I'm sure you sound marvellous..... |
| 9046 |
| None - Monty Python "Oooh hello, you've reached theMonty Python silly voices preservation society....." |
| 9047 |
| None - Hi, yeah, you've reached mother nature. I'm not in right now, I'm just a little busy trying to get ready for spring.... |
| 9048 |
| None - Movie Trailer "From the person you've tried to reach comes..Answering Machine, The story of a phone that just kept ringing....." |
| 9049 |
| None - She traced the line down his chest towards his raging manhood..... |
| 9050 |
| None - You have just reached the amazing Ronfold phonomatic telephone answering machine..... |
| 9051 |
| None - Hey baby, this is the love doctor, I'm at the bedside of a very special patient..... |
| 9052 |
| None - Welcome to the telephone weather report, bringing up-to-date reports to your phone's location where tomorrow will once again be sh*te...... |
| 9053 |
| None - Aerobics "And 5, 6, 7, 8, can't talk right now, stretch it up 2, 3......" |
| 9054 |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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