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Ordering Weird Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
NEW - Click Here to order in Australia & Ireland.
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Weird Voicemail
| None - Hi and thanks for calling during our spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30..... |
  | 1021 |
| None - Ahh hello there! He went out for 15 minutes half an hour ago and he won't be back for 2 hours........ |
| 1022 |
| None - Hello, I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out of body experience, in fact, I am stood right behind you..... |
| 1023 |
| None - Hello..we..can't..get..to..your..call..right..now......... |
| 1024 |
| None - Vacuum cleaner sound Oooh hello, yes, we are just out getting a new cockatoo ..... |
| 1025 |
| None - Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, errr, we must be having some technical difficulties..... |
| 1026 |
| None - After the tone please leave your name, number, where you live and where you left the money........ |
| 1027 |
| None - Hello, I don't have a lot of rapour with anything that I can't reason with..... |
| 1028 |
| None - You have reached the CPX 2002 voice blackmail system. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and being stored......... |
| 1029 |
| None - Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend way too much time on the phone. Go outside...See the world...Live a little...have fun! ..... |
| 1030 |
| None - Hello, err, what I am saying?....There is no one here...Well, there is but not as I speak..... |
| 1031 |
| None - Yaaa, hello there, please don't adjust your telephone, we have taken control........ |
| 1032 |
| None - Hello and thanks for calling but we really couldn't come to terms with the fact that the phone was ringing..... |
| 1033 |
| None - Yeah, hi. These folks recorded this stupid thing for the phone....... |
| 1034 |
| None - Hey! Hi, I'm pretending that I'm marooned on a desert island with Linda Carter, Sharon Stone and Rachel Hunter. Since I don't have a phone here, you could leave me a message in a bottle after the beep ..... |
| 1035 |
| None - Splashing water sound Hi, I can't get to the phone right now as I am a bit tied up with this Crocodile..... |
| 1036 |
| None - X-Files Music Hi, We've all been captured by a flying saucer..... |
| 1037 |
| None - Goodday passengers, welcome to flight 416 flying non stop to the beep.Please store all messages in the overhead mailbox provided..... |
| 1038 |
| None - Gunfire in background Hello, we're a little pinned down right now....... |
| 1039 |
| None - Hello, please leave message after smoke signal ..... |
| 1040 |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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