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Ordering Comedy Voicemail
Step 1: Note the Order Code for your chosen item.
Step 2: Click here to check that your mobile phone is compatible.
Step 3: Call the order line 0906 466 0047
& follow spoken instructions.
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Comedy Voicemail
| None - Thank you for calling Learn Japanese in 20 seconds a day. Are you ready? Lets begin..... |
  | 9017 |
| None - Errr. Hi. This may seem a little odd but I'm the microwave oven.... |
| 9018 |
| None - Hello, you have reached the North American air defence contract centre. Stand by at the tone to give coordinates and destination ... |
| 9019 |
| None - Hi, I can't come to the phone right now, you see, this morning I accidently took 2 laxative tablets along with my prozac and now I can't get off the can but I'm really happy about it..... |
| 9020 |
| None - Hey.... Hi! Can you help me? Can you help me? I'm stuck down here in the phone...... |
| 9021 |
| None - Hello, please leave your name, number and a brief message..... |
| 9022 |
| None - Hi the voicemail machine is broken right now so this is the fridge. Please leave your message when the light goes out.... |
| 9023 |
| None - After the tone please leave your name and number and where you left the money..... |
| 9025 |
| None - Hello, what am I saying....There's no-one here. Well....there is but not as I speak..... |
| 9026 |
| None - Hello, we're not here but please leave a message for our dog..... |
| 9027 |
| None - Hello, I'm the latest Windows 2000 compliant XS 486 voicemail recorder and I'm equipt with a Pentium mark 7 processor to ensure that nothing can go wrong...go wrong...go wrong..... |
| 9024 |
| None - A is for academics...B is for beer..One *burp* of those is the reason we're not here..... |
| 9028 |
| None - Ladies and Gentlemen, Lords and Ladies, Dukes and Duchesses, Prince and Princess'esses..... |
| 9029 |
| None - Chanting in background "Welcome to the afterlife voicemail system. If you're trying to reach heaven, please press 1....." |
| 9030 |
| None - Greetings Earthlings, I am an extra terrestrial from the planet Hmhuumugh..... |
| 9031 |
| None - Hello, I can't take your call right now as I seemed to have contracted some kind of attention deficit disorder..... |
| 9032 |
| None - Hello, this is Bob the burglar here, the owner ain't home right now, so if you wanna leave a message, please do so, but it won't matter cos I'm gonna take the answer phone..... |
| 9033 |
| None - Very kindly confine your remarks to a brief message. |
| 9034 |
| None - So you've decided to give us a call. Well, we're not here. Did you think we had nothing better to do than sat here waiting for you to ring up......... |
| 9035 |
| None - Hello friends, and thanks for calling Flatulence Anonymous. All of our councillors are pretty occupied right now..... |
| 9038 |
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| Calls to this service cost £1.50 (UK) per minute, Euro
1.91 (EIRE) and $4.95 (Australia inc. GST) per minute at all times and last approximately
2.5 minutes. Some mobile operators may charge more for this service so we recommend
you use a landline. You should be over 16 to use this service. Ensure you have the
bill payers permission and that your phone is compatible before calling. |
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